My 10 Boyfriends: CEO, Rich Boy, Sweet Puppy... They all love me, but...
I work as a model. My first love just texted me yesterday saying I'm his only true love. I found it so disgusting. And it made me look back at all 10 guys I've dated...
1. Ethan: Everyone’s First Love
He was my high school boyfriend—the basketball star, so handsome that every girl in school wanted to hand him a water bottle. But he’d only take the one I bought. Back then, I thought, “Oh my god, being with him is like winning the lottery.” After graduation, he went off to an Ivy League school. We hugged and cried our eyes out, and then… well, we just drifted apart. A few days ago, I saw him posting loved-up pics with his wife on Facebook, so I gave it a like. Next thing I know, he texts me in the middle of the night: “My wife’s pregnant, but I don’t feel the spark with her anymore. You’re still the one.” Ugh, gross. I never want to think about him again.
2. Liam: The Original PUA Master
My second boyfriend was this college senior I met at uni. He was hot—blonde hair, blue eyes, broad shoulders, narrow waist, killer abs. But his rules were insane! He’d criticize me for wearing short skirts, grill me about hanging out with my girls, and even get pissed if I scored higher on exams than him—said it made him look bad. For a while, he had me feeling like some kind of modern-day slave. The day we broke up, I cried in my dorm all night—tears of joy! It felt like being released from prison.
3. Oliver: The Sweet Puppy
He was the only guy I ever dated who was younger than me. Oliver was super sweet and clingy, plus he had great abs. I took him out for afternoon tea with my besties, and they were all green with envy hearing him call me “sis” this and “sis” that. Being with him made me feel ten years younger. As much as I liked him, we weren’t right for each other long-term—his life plan was to backpack around the world on a budget, while I just wanted to settle down and buy an apartment.
4. Derek: The Closeted Gay Guy
Can you believe it? I almost married a gay man! Derek was your classic rich, handsome prince charming—super sweet, took me to meet his parents, bought me a diamond ring. Everything felt like a fairy tale. I’d even started writing the wedding invites… until I found private videos of him and his personal trainer on his iPad. When I confronted him, he broke down crying and begged me, saying he needed a wife for cover. I was so mad—I almost became his and his boyfriend’s human shield! Just thinking about it still makes me sick.
5. Sean: The “Starving Artist” Who Lived Off Me
Sean was a painter. We met at an art exhibition, and his friends all called him the next Van Gogh. He totally looked the part too—flowing hair, always creating “romantic” moments. But later, I realized my wallet was getting thinner and thinner—because I was paying for everything! Rent, meals, you name it… and he still complained the paints I bought weren’t high-quality enough. I’d be working overtime, completely drained, and he’d say I “reeked of money” and was killing his artistic vibe.
6. Christian: The Strict, All-Business CEO
Dating a CEO felt like being a personal assistant to the boss. Dates had to be scheduled a week in advance, and even dinner at a sushi place came with a market analysis. But I’ll give him this—he was generous. Bags, watches, whatever. For a minute, I thought maybe this could work… until he walked out of my birthday party because it was “too loud,” leaving me stranded. He didn’t even come pick me up—I had to find my own way home late at night.
7. Jack: All Testosterone, Zero Loyalty
Jack was a professional poker player—wild, dangerous, and trouble. He’d take me on thrilling motorcycle rides, holding tight as we sped through the night. It was exciting, sure. But guys like him don’t do loyalty. When I caught him cheating for the third time, I wasn’t even surprised. What got me was finding at least three other women in his bed I’d never even seen before.
8. Ryan: The Goofy Rich Kid
Ryan was a happy-go-lucky rich kid—a bit silly, loved food more than fancy cars. We’d literally fly to Thailand just for a street food stall. He’s the only ex I’m still friends with. Why did we break up? Well… let’s just say we were laughing together so much we forgot to kiss. Felt more like siblings from another life.
9. Nathan: The Perfect-On-Paper Narcissist
Nathan was super rigid—with him, I was just the “perfect girlfriend prop.” My outfits, my words, even my smile—everything was carefully curated. He didn’t love me; he loved the idea of the perfect partner. When I found out he wanted me to get a nose job just for appearances, I threw a cushion right at his face. No way am I changing my face for anyone!
10. Daniel: The One I Almost Married
Daniel was great—the kindest, steadiest, most reliable guy I’ve ever been with. We met each other’s families, picked out a ring, everyone thought we were the perfect couple. But one night, staring at the blueprint for our future home, I panicked. That “happily ever after” felt like a trap. I didn’t leave because I didn’t love him—I left because I loved the messy, unpredictable, still-figuring-it-out version of myself more. Daniel understood. He’s still in my life today. We didn’t get married, and I don’t know if we’ll last forever, but right now… we’re happy.
